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A ticket for running a red light? I don't remember running a red light...



Actually, when I was too smashed tired to drive after a night out with friends, Kerri drove for me. Although she was past the crosswalk when the light turned red, apparently it is the second line that counts. Chalk it up to bad timing!

But seriously, don't give her a hard time about it - she feels bad enough already!

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found on Deadspin

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RJ Matson really hits the nail on the head here.

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My favorite site on the internet right now: Stuff White People Like. It is hilarious and sometimes hits a little too close to home, such as in entry #16 - "Gifted" children:

White people love “gifted” children, do you know why? Because an astounding 100% of their kids are gifted! Isn’t that amazing? I’m pretty sure the last non-gifted white child was born in 1962 in Reseda, CA. Since then, it’s been a pretty sweet run.

The way it works is that white kids that are actually smart are quickly identified as “gifted” and take special classes and eventually end up in college and then law school or med school...

Because if a white kid gets crappy grades and can’t seem to ever do anything right in school, they are still gifted! How you ask? They are just TOO smart for school. They are too creative, too advanced to care about the trivial minutiae of the day to day operations of school.

Eventually they will show their creativity in their elaborate constructions of bongs and intimate knowledge different kinds of mushrooms and hash.

This is important if you ever find yourself needing to gain white person acceptance. If you see their kid playing peacefully, you say “oh, he/she seems very focused, are they in a gifted program?” at which point the parent will say “yes.” Or if the kid is lighting a dog on fire while screaming at their mother, you say “my he/she is a creative one. Is he/she gifted?” To which the parent will reply “oh, yes, he’s too creative and smart for school. We just don’t know what to do.” Either situation will put a white person in a better mood and make them like you more.

Click here to read more about Stuff that Kerri and I like.

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My favorite from the PostSecret entries for this week: (links are potentially not work safe)

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The only English this kid knows is the Beatles:

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Jeff tries to catch Elway, but the dog is too fast.


Tricked you!

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Me: I hear that they're going to make Drew Carey the host of the Price is Right. I don't want that at all. I'd even rather watch Ann Coulter host than Drew Carey.

Kerri: Really? I wouldn't want to watch Ann Coulter do anything. Except maybe die.

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From the funniest show on television...

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A new short by Will Ferrell promoting his new site, FunnyorDie.com.

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